Random Train of Thought About Absolutely Nothing

So if you were to peel an orange, would it spontaneously implode? If it did, would the spontaneous implosion create a wormhole that would take you to a parallel universe where Nazi dinosaurs are the supreme rulers of the universe? And would you be able to survive in that parallel universe where chicken DID NOT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!? In this parallel universe, the dinosaurs would have never died out because they made a huge civilization in which their first goal was to eliminate all oranges in the universe because the meteor that crashed into the Gulf of Mexico looked like an orange to them. So the oranges of the world were eliminated and suddenly, everyone died from lack of oranges. But since there were no oranges, you couldn't have peeled that orange that spontaneously exploded and created the wormhole that made the Nazi dinosaurs come into existence. And without the Nazi dinosaurs, the oranges wouldn't have been eliminated, so you WOULD have been able to peel the orange, so the Nazi dinosaurs would have been created and they would have destroyed the orange which then destroyed the Nazi dinosaurs which then remade the orange which then remade the Nazi dinosaurs which then destroyed the orange which then- TIME PARADOX!!!! A 49th dimension would then be created because of this time paradox. This paradox would then create a car that could travel BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!! And then you would have died in the future, so you never would have been able to peel the orange that sent you through this epic adventure. This is assuming that the orange spontaneously imploded. Which didn't happen. You just ate your orange like a normal, boring person.